
Max- I love you...thank you for being my baby. we haven't been together that long, but we've gotten so close. you're my soulmate, and we're going to be together forever. hehe. i've never met anyone so perfect for me...Chillin (lol), the love glove, you and ur jungle friends, old lady hairs (eeww), "i'm not a slut", man oh man, hee hee, beep beep...theres more...but i'll put them up later. i love you forever.
Brandon- PURPLE PRINCESS FOREVER! damn flanders. Hell yeah, Davney Burrito. "Yo, if Dan sees Farmer John on ur face, he's gonna kill you." Yeah, hanes her way. That's a big...negatiiiive. Remember ur nightmare when ur junk fell off and all the girls wanted to have sex w/ you? lol, that would SUCK. That would mos def blow donkeys for quarters. YEAH SIDE PROJECT. "Oh Daniel! Oooohhhhh Dannnnieelll!!!!!" Yeah yo, "i could go for some Dan in a can." "He's gonna tear ya' shit up." That's so great. Lauren and I are gonna come down to MD REAL soon so we can take care of all that shtuff. Yep.
Lauren-Dizzamn straight I'm ur ill-o-matic preppy-dressing punk-luvin thug-actin sex slave. You will always be the co-star of all my up and 'cumming' porn movies. Cuz ur mah favorite!!!! FOAMY DON'T PLAY LIKE THAT!!! "heyy..my mommy paid for theeeese!!" ::drip drip drip:: as the water leaks from her bra.lol. ::swim swim:: 'i sure wish lauren was here!!" YEAH 'SIDE PROJECT!! Oh, yeah, "I feel so priveledged to have had you spooge on my pillow." That was great..."Yeah, well, You know who I need??" lol. You are the coolest chick i've scored w/...no...youre the ONLY chick i've scored with. lol. hell yeah, thank god we made pancakes that day after...god only knows what could've happened, had we not...."there are a lotta triangles up there...kinda makes me horny." hahahaha. oh god, justins a jerkface. hehe. yeah, WOOHOO!!! i lub u huzzyband!! or shall i say grasso sciemia...you are my best friend for life. lol. you are though. i'm soooo happy we became best friends, b/c now i've got someone i can trust no matter whats goin down. thank you. i love you.
Alix- You know you're my best friend. You know you always will be. Even though, we aren't together, I still love you like I always have, and always will. We have so many jokes and i'll never forget any of them, especially cracky the crack crack. lol. You really need to get yo' ass up here, and visit me. So we can go pimp the block like we usedta. Yeeeeah. You know i wuvva chuuuu!!!
Sam- Lol, 'Uh oh...i leaked!!" Oh yeah, and u like when i sat and talked to kiwi on the phone. yeah. ur dog rox my socks. "Don't float" sam...OMG, yo, i wanna throw our english teacher out the window.... remember, 'i had to walk home'. then u said, 'OH WHAT A SHAME!!!" LOL. that was mad funny. yo, i'm glad we're hanging out a lot more, now. we cool we cool homie. shindig and a hot dog pants. snapple and swedish fish...hehe...gotta love it. got slammit. lol. Davdavneh & Smamantha, swedish fish & snapple,okay, I love you! oh mannnn....
Ilana- You are my 'Il-na-na' fo'evuh, AND of course, my favorite mullet. "WE CAN'T GO TO OUR CHUNKETT BECAUSE OF DEES ASSCHOLE? DEES EES BULLCHEET." I love how we can't seperate for an hour drive to Warped tour. lol. Yo, i'm sayin...the village ppl are MADD SECKSAY...'cept jojo. that name sounds like a gorilla's name. lol. I'm gonna score with your mom...or shall I say, I'm gonna score with Dave Foley. yeah, i'm feelin BRADLEY like woah...hahah...spencers' SEXapino. hehe. yeah, i'm agreein wit yo' shizzout out pizzage, we haven't known each other that long, but i feel like i've known u fo'evuh! we'll keep pimpin it...even if YOU don't have ur coat...it'z okay....i love you Nani Poo!!
Christian- CALL ME A BAMBOOLANCE!!! Hell yeah courage the cowardly dog. lol. Hmmm...we don't have that many jokes as of now, but there will be. lol. Remember my neighbor that kept coming over? heh...GO AWAY NIGGAHHHH!!! Yeah Punk Cops' song..."WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME WHEN I'M TRYIN TO GET MAH SHOWER ONNNN??" Much love.
Banks- do u realize we've been like, best friends for almost 6 and 1/2 years?? IT WON'T CHANGE, I PROMISE!! wow, remember last time i came down, and u jumped on me w/ the camera, and all u see is it get black for a second...that's heelarious. yo, don't forget all the times that we would just sit in ur room and have the longest talks about the stoopidest shit. well, some of it was stoopid. OOH OOH! remember the secretary that knew everything and everyone, but you were the only person that could see her?? that shizzit would rock my sox, if it were real! i love u, PEACE.
Lucy-Wuttup bitch?! Haha, ur car broke down in front of 'gary's house. lol . Damn those evil sexy genes...so, how's Mrs. Peppers' modeling job doin? Salt is thinkin about movin to jamaica, mon. yeeeah buddy. member when i told u about me and...um...ACE, scoring, and u were like, "SCORE! AWWWW YEEEEA!" shit was funny. why did we take those kidz to Kay-Bees? that was a really big MISTAKE!! oh well...i love u, and i'm glad we met!!!
Tara-YOUUUUSS A HOOOOO...lol. damn, armleg....don't worry, i won't tell anyone that u like little boys, so do lots of other people, like those guys w/ long wavy hair that sit outside the middle school..and...well, i don't EVEN wanna think about the rest of them...I'm glad we met, and we'll never break the tradition of THE TREEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Marek- Yooooo!!!!! We don't really have any jokes...soooo...i'm just gonna make some up. JUUUUST KIDDING. lol...thank YOU. YOUR welcome...okay, that didn't really work, but whatever. I'm really glad we homies and shtuff. I'm sure we'll have jokes sometime or another...OOH. do u remember, "Your lips glisten with an abnormal shine...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??!!" heh...that was silly.Oh yeah!! WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! That kids' mullet was in the developmental stages of mulletization. lol. aight yo, much love, PEACE.
Steve-FRUUUUUUUUTHHH!!!!!! , 'WORD, SALSA?!'"Hey guyz, lets' play spoooons!!" "Wait up for me, guys...i gotta zip up my trapper keeper!!" SPIT RACIN' FO' LIFE!!! Yo, you know i always got yo back when times get rough. I love you mannnn!
George- HIII!!!! YEAH, YO, SPENCER!! lol...good times at masquers. Don't forget me next year when ur a big senior and everything!!! Of course I'm your angel of humor! Remember our talks...Muah, i love you!
Gonz- What's that in the distance? ::tap tap:: oh yes...yes, i think it is. lol. Glad i met ya. remember STOOPID ninth period?? heh..yeah...
Daniel-remember mr. paynes's class, THE PIGGY BACK RIDES!!! i love you.
Austin- I miss you! sorry we haven't talked in forever...we will! Don't forget the band room!! I miss you.
Erica- HB GP FOR LIIIIFE!!! I miss you with woahness.Lol, remember, the natural bellbottoms, and the 3 inch toenails? then, there's that time i fell in a hole...or that time i tricked you into believing that i wasn't wearing any underwear...hehe, that was greaaaat.Don't forget our jokes!!! I miss you!
Morgs- Hey hey hey. Remember at the Y, when we used to act madd retarded...yeah...those were the days. I miss you!!
Chrissy- the Gophers, that scary guy at your party, member? Ah miss mah Chritter!!! You need to get up here!! Remember how much fun we had last time? heh.
Tallulah-THE BRIDESMAIDS' DRESS!!! BOOGER QUEEEEEN!! Or, that time you fell five times in a row...the fall at banks' house...3 inch ruler. That time we had to kiss and you sneezed on me...or the time i almost fell off your roof. fun tahhhms, fun taaahhhmmmms. PURPLE SPPPEEEEEEDOOO!!! i love you!!
Theresa- Heyyy! I miss you, and I miss joking around with you. Next time I come down I'll come to ur house. lol, just like everyone else does. hehehe. i love you!!
kevin-24 INCHES!!!! stupid stuffed animals...
Trav- i am the great and powerful octoperson...ahh, what a beast. well, you keep rockin' that tuxedo t-shirt, cuz it's pretty damn spicy, you crazee white boy, you!
Dillon- you really gotta lay off the 'tiny bubbles' lemme tell ya that much. naw, i'm playin, i love you dill!
If ur not on here, or ur unsatisfied w/ what i've put down for you, don't worry, i'm not done. i've only got so much time to write down all the memories we've got!! i love you all.... |