Lauren Romano- [Vice President/Treasurer/Publicist]

Lauren, my most trusted confidant, was chosen because...Because she was. At fourteen, soon to be fifteen years old, I realized thatshe was lazy just like me. Is that a priveledge? The answer to that question may never be known. But do we care? Hell no. We could give a shit.
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Davney Rossiter- [Founder/President]

I am officially THE lazy shit of all the lazy shits. That's why I'm taking so long to put down some Goddamn info about myself. Yes.
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