JaBrWoKy27: TylenolBoy (12:00:52 PM): i wanna live in hawaii
JaBrWoKy27 (12:01:05 PM): I do too
JaBrWoKy27 (12:04:04 PM): Wanna move there with me?
TylenolBoy (12:04:10 PM): sure.
JaBrWoKy27 (12:04:18 PM): ...got any money?
TylenolBoy (12:04:25 PM): but i also wanna have a house in iceland, and one here.
TylenolBoy (12:04:26 PM): no.
JaBrWoKy27 (12:04:31 PM): Oh wait..I have money!!
JaBrWoKy27 (12:04:35 PM): Boy, thats a weird feeling.
TylenolBoy (12:04:37 PM): whoa, jew.
TylenolBoy (12:04:47 PM): gimme some cashmoney.
JaBrWoKy27 (12:05:04 PM): Heck no! I worked 39 days for a lousy $1048.92
TylenolBoy (12:05:37 PM): well, let's play welfare. i don't have a job, so you give me money.

JaBrWoKy27: JaBrWoKy27 (12:04:18 PM): U ain't no god, niggah!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:05:57 PM): .
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:06:01 PM): ahhhh
JaBrWoKy27 (12:06:12 PM): what?
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:06:49 PM): what
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:06:53 PM): wait
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:06:57 PM): iMed Iam god to you
JaBrWoKy27 (12:07:05 PM): Nope.
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:07:20 PM): then
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:07:25 PM): damn davney
JaBrWoKy27 (12:07:53 PM): Yessssss...I am god
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:08:32 PM): no
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:08:36 PM): i am
JaBrWoKy27 (12:08:38 PM): No
JaBrWoKy27 (12:08:39 PM): I am
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:09:48 PM): fine your jesus
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:09:53 PM): wait
JaBrWoKy27 (12:10:02 PM): But I'm a girl.
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:10:03 PM): you dont belive in jesus
JaBrWoKy27 (12:10:41 PM): YOU can be Jesus.
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:10:50 PM): so then your mary
JaBrWoKy27 (12:11:00 PM): No, thats even lower than Jesus, homie!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:11:18 PM): no
JaBrWoKy27 (12:11:23 PM): Yeah, homie!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:11:24 PM): mary is jesus's mom
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:11:33 PM): yeah
JaBrWoKy27 (12:11:36 PM): Yes, therefore, if you were god, we would have to have sex to have Jesus.
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:11:47 PM): so like god kocked her up
JaBrWoKy27 (12:11:55 PM): Yeah..but I don't want you to knock me up!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:11:57 PM): no but he never had sex with her
JaBrWoKy27 (12:12:03 PM): But he knocked her up!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:12:07 PM): but
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:12:13 PM): im not jesus
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:12:17 PM): yeah but they never met
JaBrWoKy27 (12:12:26 PM): ...of course they did!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:12:29 PM): and like john became the father
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:12:41 PM): john isnt jesus's dad
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:12:46 PM): its his step dad
JaBrWoKy27 (12:13:09 PM): Where the hell did John come from?
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:13:26 PM): so then im jesus
JaBrWoKy27 (12:13:32 PM): So I'm god!
JaBrWoKy27 (12:13:34 PM): YES!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:14:17 PM): davney will be mary
JaBrWoKy27 (12:14:27 PM): Sounds good to meeee
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:14:28 PM): and marks john
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:14:28 PM): but waittttt i die
JaBrWoKy27 (12:14:47 PM): You're maytred..and then you're ressurected..and then you walk on water!
JaBrWoKy27 (12:14:54 PM): And people base a religion all around you!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:15:00 PM): woah ok
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:15:07 PM): can i kill people ?
JaBrWoKy27 (12:15:14 PM): Jesus didn't kill nobody, niggah!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:15:24 PM): like wuahahahaha your are under me
JaBrWoKy27 (12:15:36 PM): Heck no..I am your father, niggah!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:15:36 PM): and like send a lighthing bolt to them
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:16:03 PM): but you LEFT ME !!!!!!!!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:16:16 PM): and mark came and was my father !!!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:16:26 PM): you bastard knocked up danvey and left us
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:16:47 PM): wheres are child suport
JaBrWoKy27 (12:16:51 PM): Heck no niggah! I am always with you..in the sky..in the air..in your heart!!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:17:25 PM): fuck the heart... the heart and paying the cable bill
JaBrWoKy27 (12:18:21 PM): Niggah!!! Mark can pay the damn cable bill..thats why it was Davney, and not some other chick..coz Mark can take care of her and you!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:18:43 PM): yeah but you left us ::crys::
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:18:51 PM): you DONT LOVE ME !!!!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:18:56 PM): you left us
JaBrWoKy27 (12:18:58 PM): I never left you! Ure my son!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:19:08 PM): noooooooooooooo
JaBrWoKy27 (12:19:45 PM): Sean...I..AM..YOUR..FATHER!
JaBrWoKy27 (12:19:48 PM): ...MOTHER!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:20:09 PM): you just wanted to get drunk and knock up other woman ...b/c your all mighty god
JaBrWoKy27 (12:20:27 PM): ...NO! Does it look like I gots any otha children?!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:20:53 PM): you dont know, you may gots other kids in differnt places
JaBrWoKy27 (12:21:11 PM): But I didn't fuck no women!!\
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:21:15 PM): yeah
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:21:17 PM): my mom
JaBrWoKy27 (12:21:44 PM): We didn't fuck, niggah! She went to the sperm bank!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:22:05 PM): why the fuck are we talking about this so long and why are we like really fighting about this
JaBrWoKy27 (12:22:16 PM): I have no idea.
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:22:16 PM): ohhh god were dumb
JaBrWoKy27 (12:22:25 PM): Yeah, I gotta agree w/you on that one.
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:22:31 PM): i think it was the hit to the head
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:22:41 PM): but for me, i cant explain my actions
JaBrWoKy27 (12:22:45 PM): Probably..my brains got knocked around my head
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:22:52 PM): so now you think like me
JaBrWoKy27 (12:23:00 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:23:08 PM): wuhahahahahahah
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:23:51 PM): how am i older than my mom ?
JaBrWoKy27 (12:24:04 PM): ...ure not?
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:24:13 PM): yeah
JaBrWoKy27 (12:24:34 PM): ...no?
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:24:35 PM): im older than davney
JaBrWoKy27 (12:27:23 PM): That hurt my head.
JaBrWoKy27 (12:27:26 PM): I'm gonna go lie down.
Dumb Dinner Dog (12:33:48 PM): k

JaBrWoKy27: JaBrWoKy27 (2:43:49 PM): the doctor says I can't play softball sunday
josh knoxville (2:43:56 PM): wwwwwhy
JaBrWoKy27 (2:44:11 PM): Because I can't risk getting hit in the head again until next week.
josh knoxville (2:44:17 PM): what if you do
JaBrWoKy27 (2:44:26 PM): Get hit in the head again?
josh knoxville (2:44:29 PM): yea
JaBrWoKy27 (2:44:31 PM): I'll probably die..or something
JaBrWoKy27 (2:44:32 PM): I don't know
josh knoxville (2:45:02 PM): hh ewoah
josh knoxville (2:45:03 PM): death
josh knoxville (2:45:17 PM): if you die, i'll totally write a metal song about you
josh knoxville (2:45:19 PM): called "death"