TylenolBoy: i wrote a children's book called "electrical sockets love forks"
TylenolBoy: and "drinking bleach makes all the other kids like you"
RyknowsBeeyatch: drinking bleach was my favorite book!!!
TylenolBoy: and there is my classic, award-winner, "strangers have the best candy"
RyknowsBeeyatch: ::gasp:: i MUST find that one...
TylenolBoy: i wrote one for the teenage set called "school is for losers" it's straight and to the point, only eight pages long.
RyknowsBeeyatch: i think i've heard of that book...
TylenolBoy: of course six of those eight are doodles of people being mauled by vicious land-roaming sharks.
RyknowsBeeyatch: what do land roaming sharks have to do w/ skool?
TylenolBoy: what doesn't that have to do with school?

RyknowsBeeyatch: WOAH, i'm part welsh too.
TylenolBoy: awesome!!
RyknowsBeeyatch: score!!
TylenolBoy: totally!!
RyknowsBeeyatch: spectacular! we should go visit our home country
RyknowsBeeyatch: lol
TylenolBoy: we should. i hear it's very... cold, this time of year.
RyknowsBeeyatch: yes....i hear that too...
RyknowsBeeyatch: no summer dresses for us, i guess...
TylenolBoy: but cute fuzzy mittens
RyknowsBeeyatch: YES!
TylenolBoy: :-D
RyknowsBeeyatch: and matching scarves, and hats w/ those little puffy balls on top.
TylenolBoy: yeah yeah!!

RyknowsBeeyatch: my chest hurts like a bitch...ohhhhh shit.
RyknowsBeeyatch: it just hit me. loloolololol
XxPunkxxKittenxX: lol
RyknowsBeeyatch: yo, i cna't een fucking see stragiht
XxPunkxxKittenxX: lol
RyknowsBeeyatch: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
RyknowsBeeyatch: owch. my lungs.
RyknowsBeeyatch: they burn
XxPunkxxKittenxX: pooooorrr wife!
RyknowsBeeyatch: iiii cants e e staright
RyknowsBeeyatch: shit, no
RyknowsBeeyatch: i cant see estraight.
RyknowsBeeyatch: FUCK.
XxPunkxxKittenxX: lololol
XxPunkxxKittenxX: straight
RyknowsBeeyatch: yessssss
RyknowsBeeyatch: not coorked, straight
RyknowsBeeyatch: no, not
RyknowsBeeyatch: CROOKED?
XxPunkxxKittenxX: yeh
RyknowsBeeyatch: how doo you spelli t
XxPunkxxKittenxX: crppled
XxPunkxxKittenxX: ;ldfkgdr
XxPunkxxKittenxX: wait
XxPunkxxKittenxX: lolol
XxPunkxxKittenxX: crooked
XxPunkxxKittenxX: crppled ololol
RyknowsBeeyatch: yeeeeeeaaaahhhh
RyknowsBeeyatch: lollololol
RyknowsBeeyatch: i sound like me.
RyknowsBeeyatch: no wait
RyknowsBeeyatch: yu sndd likem e
RyknowsBeeyatch: shit.
XxPunkxxKittenxX: lkoloo
XxPunkxxKittenxX: lol
XxPunkxxKittenxX: i know
RyknowsBeeyatch: u snd like me
RyknowsBeeyatch: FUCK....yu kneo what im tryhing to say
RyknowsBeeyatch: ahhhh
XxPunkxxKittenxX: lol
RyknowsBeeyatch: thats so me fuckin good tree m na
RyknowsBeeyatch: man
XxPunkxxKittenxX: thats so me? lol
RyknowsBeeyatch: no, some
RyknowsBeeyatch: lolol
RyknowsBeeyatch: god i'm fucked up off of two hits.
RyknowsBeeyatch: lolol
RyknowsBeeyatch: or asw it thre
RyknowsBeeyatch: e
XxPunkxxKittenxX: god knows...
RyknowsBeeyatch: i'm giggling
XxPunkxxKittenxX: alone?
XxPunkxxKittenxX: niccceee
RyknowsBeeyatch: yeah
RyknowsBeeyatch: hehehehe
XxPunkxxKittenxX: DAMN DARK FACE
RyknowsBeeyatch: this is lik th time i got drunk by meslef
RyknowsBeeyatch: no, YOU got drunk by urslef
XxPunkxxKittenxX: lol
RyknowsBeeyatch: shitt
RyknowsBeeyatch: i'm gonna put thisin my dary
RyknowsBeeyatch: diary
RyknowsBeeyatch: HAHAHAHAHA
RyknowsBeeyatch: i just buped out smoke.
XxPunkxxKittenxX: waoh
XxPunkxxKittenxX: woah
RyknowsBeeyatch: ?
XxPunkxxKittenxX: thats insane
XxPunkxxKittenxX: damn burpy smoke face
RyknowsBeeyatch: LOL

XxPunkxxKittenxX: COURK
XxPunkxxKittenxX: lol
RyknowsBeeyatch: courk??
RyknowsBeeyatch: wtf?
XxPunkxxKittenxX: are u shoving em up ur nose?
XxPunkxxKittenxX: cork i meant to say
XxPunkxxKittenxX: i dunno y
RyknowsBeeyatch: lol
RyknowsBeeyatch: am i shoving corks up my nose?
XxPunkxxKittenxX: no
XxPunkxxKittenxX: godfishies
XxPunkxxKittenxX: goldfishies
RyknowsBeeyatch: so...what do corks have to do w/ anything
RyknowsBeeyatch: I'M SO CONFOOSED

BiG187MaRk: sup
RyknowsBeeyatch: hiiii
BiG187MaRk: will u be my girlfriend?
RyknowsBeeyatch: umm, FO SHO
BiG187MaRk: heh thanks :-[ (blushing face)
RyknowsBeeyatch: noooo problem :-* (slutty skanky lookin whore face)

RyknowsBeeyatch: guess what i'm eating
BiG187MaRk: carpet

passynten: you like saying niice
ScHiZoNaRc: that i do mi amiga
passynten: pues tu eres mut tonta, so what else am i to expect
ScHiZoNaRc: what the fuck did u just say
passynten: i said well, you are very stupid
passynten: what else am i to expect
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: wait....that hurts me on the inside....::crying::
passynten: it doesn't don't bullshit
ScHiZoNaRc: yes..::sniff sniff::...it does...
passynten: porbilcita
ScHiZoNaRc: I'M NOT A HAMSTER

passynten: where is your boy this morning....sleeping?
passynten: ??? i like the? they look cool
passynten: ???
passynten: ???????
ScHiZoNaRc: lolololol
passynten: hehehe?
passynten: when are you going swimming?
passynten: ???
ScHiZoNaRc: at like, twelve
ScHiZoNaRc: lolol
ScHiZoNaRc: ?????
passynten: hey your? arn't as cool as my?
passynten: so stop just stop
passynten: ???
ScHiZoNaRc: Oh Yeeeaahhh??????
ScHiZoNaRc: ?????????????
ScHiZoNaRc: ????????
passynten: you are just jealous
passynten: ???//
passynten: ???/
passynten: ???????
ScHiZoNaRc: Yes...it's true
passynten: ??????
passynten: ha I GOT YOU
passynten: i win
ScHiZoNaRc: I'm jealous of your "cool looking" ??????
ScHiZoNaRc: BUT I CAN STILL DO IT!!!
ScHiZoNaRc: ?????????????????????????????
passynten: no...stop...just stop
passynten: ??????????????????????????????
passynten: ?????
ScHiZoNaRc: ok
ScHiZoNaRc: you beat me
ScHiZoNaRc: its over
ScHiZoNaRc: NOT!!!!!!!
ScHiZoNaRc: ????????????????????????????????
passynten: why are you go imature
passynten: gosh kids these days

FRozeNNapaLM: well if you got nothin to do then come downtown
FRozeNNapaLM: cuz funboy will be there
ScHiZoNaRc: i need a nickname
ScHiZoNaRc: your funboy...
ScHiZoNaRc: and i'm...
ScHiZoNaRc: hmm...
ScHiZoNaRc: gimme a nickname
FRozeNNapaLM: yeah but i stole that name
FRozeNNapaLM: from the crow
FRozeNNapaLM: so thats why im stevo
ScHiZoNaRc: oh well, at least you have one! gimme one.
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
FRozeNNapaLM: you can be davneyo
ScHiZoNaRc: davneyo?
ScHiZoNaRc: lol, my friend travis calls me 'davmo'
FRozeNNapaLM: haahahahahahaah
FRozeNNapaLM: davno
FRozeNNapaLM: davNo
FRozeNNapaLM: hahaha
FRozeNNapaLM: instead of davmo
ScHiZoNaRc: hahahahahaha
ScHiZoNaRc: lololol
FRozeNNapaLM: stevo and davno
FRozeNNapaLM: and marko
ScHiZoNaRc: LMFAO
FRozeNNapaLM: haha
ScHiZoNaRc: MARKO??
FRozeNNapaLM: marko polo
ScHiZoNaRc: hell yeah
FRozeNNapaLM: hahahahahah
ScHiZoNaRc: steve, davno, and marko
FRozeNNapaLM: ...polo
FRozeNNapaLM: haha
FRozeNNapaLM: hahahahaha
FRozeNNapaLM: MARKO
ScHiZoNaRc: LOL
FRozeNNapaLM: nope you lose
FRozeNNapaLM: MARKO
ScHiZoNaRc: POLOOOO
FRozeNNapaLM: hahah
FRozeNNapaLM: yep
ScHiZoNaRc: haha
ScHiZoNaRc: lol. yo, i'm watching hackers
FRozeNNapaLM: wordd
FRozeNNapaLM: im watching uhhhhh
FRozeNNapaLM: ...my computer screen
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: yeah stevo
ScHiZoNaRc: and davno
ScHiZoNaRc: and marko
FRozeNNapaLM: ...polo
ScHiZoNaRc: marrrrkoooo
FRozeNNapaLM: POLO
ScHiZoNaRc: lol.
ScHiZoNaRc: okay. we're nerds
FRozeNNapaLM: so its stevo, davno, marko.....polo
FRozeNNapaLM: say that in a chant
FRozeNNapaLM: stevo davno marko POLO
ScHiZoNaRc: lololol
FRozeNNapaLM: hahahaha...god im high
ScHiZoNaRc: yes you are steve

ScHiZoNaRc: GOD I'M SO BORED
MisTy 827: holy shit me too
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: holy shit
MisTy 827: were bored butt buddies
ScHiZoNaRc: i haven't heard that in forever
ScHiZoNaRc: AHHH
MisTy 827: lol
MisTy 827: one time i said
MisTy 827: wait
MisTy 827: grr
ScHiZoNaRc: YEAH BORED BUTT BUDDIES
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
MisTy 827: one time
ScHiZoNaRc: what?
MisTy 827: i saw my dogs shit
MisTy 827: and it was in the sunlight
MisTy 827: and i said
MisTy 827: LOOK, NOW THATS REALLY HOLY SHIT
MisTy 827: i swear
ScHiZoNaRc: lmfao
MisTy 827: i was like 9
MisTy 827: then my dog died the next day
MisTy 827: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: awwww
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: 'ya damn right'
ScHiZoNaRc: SHAFT
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: hell yeah
ScHiZoNaRc: he's one bad mutha (SHUT YO' MOUF!)
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: that's how the song goes
MisTy 827: ive never heard the song!
ScHiZoNaRc: shake that big round juicy booty....lol...i'm gonna kick myself in the face
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
MisTy 827: i guess im not a cool cat
ScHiZoNaRc: COOL CAT??
MisTy 827: I WANT TO BE A COOL CAT
ScHiZoNaRc: LOLOLOLOLOL
MisTy 827: lolol
ScHiZoNaRc: we should bof' be cool cats...and ashton sluts...AT THE SAME TIME
MisTy 827: omg..that would so rok my fishy socks... and your....sock socks



ScHiZoNaRc: i just updated me diary.
ScHiZoNaRc: yes, i just said 'me diary'
MisTy 827: lol
MisTy 827: u european
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: i'm a pirate matee
ScHiZoNaRc: arrrrrrrr, shiver me timbers

Jabrwoky27: I'll bring you mayonaise!
ScHiZoNaRc: LMAO
ScHiZoNaRc: it's still not up yet
Jabrwoky27: it?? thats a nice way to talk about ure mom
ScHiZoNaRc: LMFAO!!!!
ScHiZoNaRc: nooo, i was talking about 'so i'll bring you some maynaise'

I was playing a game:
ScHiZoNaRc: hizzell yeah nizzl.
ScHiZoNaRc: it's shizzl
Merlin8191: ...ur scaring me
ScHiZoNaRc: i scared myself.
ScHiZoNaRc: ::cowering in the corner::
Merlin8191: heh
Merlin8191: yup
ScHiZoNaRc: ::shaking for the fear of being discovered and devoured by thug davney::
Merlin8191: heh, ya having fun
Merlin8191: ?
ScHiZoNaRc: hehe...that i am, my friend...that i am
Merlin8191: well im glad ur having fun
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: i'm like, playing like a little kid.
Merlin8191: uhhuh :-P
ScHiZoNaRc: and ur like the babysitter who wishes more than anything that they weren't stuck watching the crazy self amused child.
Merlin8191: well actually i have nothing else to do...so watching the self amused child is entertaining
ScHiZoNaRc: hee hee...okie
ScHiZoNaRc: ::thug davney struts over to corner where white davney huddles:: "YO NIGGAH WHY YOU DOWN IN THE CORNER LIKE DAT!! YOU LOOK LIKE ONE UV DEM DAMN MIZZICE DAT CRAWL AROUND UP IN DA HOOD WHERE AH COME FRUM"
ScHiZoNaRc: LMAO shoot me in the face
Merlin8191: =-O
ScHiZoNaRc: (is that the audience stuck in a titilating/shocked state?)
Merlin8191: thats the audience trying to figure out what the fuck u just said
ScHiZoNaRc: LMFAO
ScHiZoNaRc: ::white davney looks up and mutters:: "i...i...i'm scared your gonna...bust a cap up in my ass..."
Merlin8191: u definetly are self amused
ScHiZoNaRc: "NAW NIGGAHHH!! I AINT GOT MAH PIECE. I JUST CAME TO BLACKIFY YOU."
Merlin8191: this is like a conversation ur having with urself and im just kinda watching
ScHiZoNaRc: yeah, i am.
ScHiZoNaRc: LMAO
ScHiZoNaRc: i'm having fun.
ScHiZoNaRc: :-D
Merlin8191: i noticed
ScHiZoNaRc: then, thug d. picks up white d. and a miraculous (spelling?) transformation occurs. She's a thug too, now
ScHiZoNaRc: ::the end::
Merlin8191: ::clap clap:
ScHiZoNaRc: ::bow bow bow::
ScHiZoNaRc: thank you thank you thank you
ScHiZoNaRc: god. that was frightening
Merlin8191: it sure was...

ScHiZoNaRc: i think 'juice' should be spelled 'joose'
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
Dumb Dinner Dog: oh lord
Dumb Dinner Dog: you've gotten dumber
ScHiZoNaRc: that i have my friend, that i have

ScHiZoNaRc: wow, my arms are madd dark, but the rest if me is white like caspahh
GimmeGimmeGimme4: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: i didn't wear shorts when i was there, cuz the fucking racist mosquitoes were eating me alive
GimmeGimmeGimme4: damn, that honks
ScHiZoNaRc: definately...
ScHiZoNaRc: much honkage there.
ScHiZoNaRc: i sent that e-mail back to ya
GimmeGimmeGimme4: reeking of honkaciousness
GimmeGimmeGimme4: ok
ScHiZoNaRc: yeah,....honkaliscious
GimmeGimmeGimme4: honkocity
ScHiZoNaRc: honk-o-rific.
GimmeGimmeGimme4: anways

sepultone: spoot
sepultone: squee!
ScHiZoNaRc: spleeek
sepultone: spleenge
ScHiZoNaRc: squeeeennneeeeee
(we went on like that for a while)

MisTy 827: okay
MisTy 827: lol
MisTy 827: yeah
ScHiZoNaRc: thank YOU
MisTy 827: thank YOU too
ScHiZoNaRc: YOUR welcome
ScHiZoNaRc: wait, y r u thanking me?
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
MisTy 827: lol why are you yourwelcoming me?
ScHiZoNaRc: i don't know.....
ScHiZoNaRc: hmm...
ScHiZoNaRc: lol.
ScHiZoNaRc: again, with the stoopidness
ScHiZoNaRc: :D
MisTy 827: o yeah were idiot sistas
ScHiZoNaRc: hizzell yeah.
MisTy 827: ok i g2g steve calles

ScHiZoNaRc: HEY GUYS!!! WHAT'S UUUPP!!??
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: i did that to some little spanish guys that were standing on the street as i drove by
MisTy 827: lol
MisTy 827: whatd they say?
ScHiZoNaRc: they just kinda stood there.
ScHiZoNaRc: i doubt they spoke english.

ScHiZoNaRc: lol. how funny did that shit look? i don't even kno
MisTy 827: yo, it looked hilarious
MisTy 827: ill show u sometime
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: aight.
MisTy 827: i almost shit my pants
ScHiZoNaRc: LOL, member when the four of us did our stoopid dance across the room w/ that song?

JaBrWoKy27: haha..i put an ambitions thing on my 'about me' site..and it says Ambitions: "Nobody ever says: 'I wanna be a junkie when I grow up'"
ScHiZoNaRc: lol
ScHiZoNaRc: i wanna be a junkie when i grow up